
If you think that this talk of fitness and gymwork is all building towards a tenuous link to Today's New Band, you'd be stupefyingly, depressingly right. And so, to continue ignorantly in this vein, Today's New Band, The Muscle Club, surely never would whinge about minor illnesses like that. Not that they're so rock-hard that they don't feel pain, but by the sounds of songs like I've Never Read Anything and Alright OK You Win, they're just too busy joyfully joining in in huge, shoutalong choruses to even tell if they're ill or not.Labels: buff, chorus-mageddon, singalong
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So to make New York's Tent today's New Band Of The Day was a minor, slightly pathetic, personal triumph of eschewing awful canvas-related memories from my mind. Still, it was worth it, because Tent make some great music. Stop and Go is alternately dense and sparse, with thin drifting vocals - and Tight Squeeze is similar, basic and minimal but coupled with a dreamy vocal melody.Labels: bleeps, camping, slightly mournful
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However, choosing non-ear-threatening music is to wander through a minefield of awful sounds. Soft 'n' smooth jazz-moron Kenny G would be sonically inoffensive, yet could cause Death By Bland. So what is needed is a band that is exciting enough to be enjoyable but one that doesn't utilise powertools as their main instruments.Labels: lo-fi, not-quite-NOISE, toy instruments
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I was also left with a splitting headache and (hopefully) temporary tinnitus that manifested itself this morning and hasn't quite gone away yet. Coincidentally, Today's New Band, Kayaka, sounds like the inside of my head, yet better. Kayaka makes noise, unapologetically and insistently, but noise that, in terms of construction at least, is vaguely reminiscent of that other band who will be gigging old material soon, My Bloody Valentine. Labels: I love tinnitus, mechanical, NOISE
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That's because the search for dino-bands - archeology, maybe - has unearthed yet another great band: Today's New Band, Dinosaur Pile-Up. Firstly, let's childishly focus again on how super the name is - anything that causes you to imagine a huge collision of freaking dinosaurs and the resulting pile-up is surely enough to make you as giddy as a 10 year old girl watching Hannah Montana - The 3D Movie.Labels: chunky, dinosaurs, unsigned
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As if dinosaurs couldn't get any more knee-tremblingly awesome, these guys are not only fearsome fossilised reptiles, but they're also Robotic Ninjas! Who are Bastards too! Truly, these guys know what people want - stylised violence, mechanisation, extinction, cruelty - and how to name a band accordingly. As we know, approximately 50% of what makes a band great are non-musical elements such as the name. Thus, Robot Ninja Dinosaur Bastards - say it to yourself out loud, go on - are halfway there.Labels: deranged, dinosaurs, nutjob
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Introducing, then, today's new band, Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs.This is probably a good point to mention that T.E.E.D. aren't just a band with a novelty name - they're not Kajagoogoo, you know. Instead, they're a band with a great name and a great bunch of bleep-tunes on their MySpace page. Listen to them here, and try listening to Dinosaurs Having a Party without picturing the stumpy-armed scaly guys bopping around a swamp to the clunky Bontempi-keyboard noises.Labels: animal themed, bleeps, dinosaurs
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Speaking of which, Today's New Band, Eyes and Teeth, has been engaging in a furious conversation with a devout Christian on his Myspace page. This appears to be partly fuelled by the apparently devilish nature of his music - have a listen here. Whether Eyes and Teeth actually buys wholeheartedly into Satanism, or that it's just that he enjoys baiting religious-types, isn't really the point - reading the concerned and righteous indignation of the Christians who post on his page whilst listening to the Satanic music is a enjoyably ironic experience.Labels: SATAN, subliminal messages, theology
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Welsh bands seem to have a monopoly on the violin too - see Gorky's and Los Campesinos! for proof - and Picture Books In Winter prove again that I was wrong to turn down violin lessons as a youngster. Because if I'd taken them, perhaps I too could be playing in bands with songs as surprising, lithe and strutting as Horizontally I Am Champion.Labels: Horizontal, violin, Welsh
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Whilst Ice, Sea, Dead People may conjure up images of weatherbeaten, salty old sailors singing mournful shanties, the music they play is almost the exact opposite. If you asked them to sing a sea shanty, it would probably be played at a bazillion miles an hour and feature the word 'shanty' yelped all over it. That's pretty much how their great, mentalist, song Hence Elvis pans out, the sound of three fabulously crazy punk songs in one. My Twin Brother's a Brother sounds like they've just realised that being in Ice, Sea, Dead People is the most fun in the world - and let's face it, it probably is.Labels: a bazillion miles an hour, PUNS, sherbet
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So describing a band as having a 90's-Indie-feel could seem like a criticism, but in the case of today's new band, The Last Army, it's a re-affirmation of how indie music once was. As an output of music, The Last Army has a strange mix - songs are sung by the male or female members of the group, and these respective songs sound quite different. On their MySpace page, listen to Submit to the Chemical and Little Soldiers Hold On to see what I mean. Then, like in science class at school, compare and contrast, and draw your own conclusions. My minor teenage infatuation with Elastica probably drew me blindly towards the female-led ones.Labels: 90's, Indie, Pick 'n' Mix
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This is done mainly out of kindness, to make it all very easy for those of us who are not mouthbreathing morons to steer clear of the Best Mum in the World...Ever! CDs in the 'Cds For Cretins' section. Often though, even the most astute of the shop owners will struggle to categorise the bands that are so wilfully obtuse that you will often find a resulting 'Just Noise!!!!!!' section, usually just after the 'Experimental Bolivian Dub' niche.Labels: deranged, NOISE, polarising
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Thus, having listened to today's New Band of the Day, Sweden's Juni Järvi, I know have my perfect sounds for those dreamy, lounging-whilst-wearing-a-safari-suit-sipping-a-Martini- in-the-mid-1960's days that we all indulge in now and again. His MySpace page is relaxed to the point of horizontal, and the tunes that list slowly to your ears are perfect for just letting the world slip slowly by, whilst raising a hopeful eyebrow at passing members of the opposite sex.Labels: Lounge Act, Safari Suits, Sweden
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Labels: potatoes, summer, Welsh
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Labels: art brut, REVENGE, wandering minds
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Well, Jackson and His Computer Band, today's new band, make music that sounds... soft. But in a great way.Labels: French, German, human-computer hybrid
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So here's to today's new band, Like A Fox, for shunning the temptation of crowbarring a monkey theme into their name. Foxes are crafty animals, all sly and sneaky, which augurs well for a rock band's image. Like a Monkey would just conjure up images of the band scratching purple bottoms and scaring zoo-bound school parties by throwing their own excrement at them.Labels: animal themed, fox, wistful
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