This was the offending Cyber Pet.

If you’re still not fully convinced of it’s greatness, here’s a sample sentence. Wonder at its convuluted insanity:

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One of my favourite pasttimes is to read a paragraph out loud, without stopping, and see how long it takes before my brain, in desperation, begins to rattle uncontrollably inside my skull to make me stop.

Here’s the instructions, in full (click for bigger). Enjoy. If you forget how to speak English after reading it, don’t sue me.